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What are ten things the Internet cannot help me with?

Answer: As great as the Internet is, it can't help with everything. Here are 10 things the Internet won't do for you:

  1. Get out of bed in the morning
  2. Excercise at least three times a week
  3. Make your coffee in the morning
  4. Get rid of your coffee addiction
  5. Climb Mt. Everest
  6. Win the lottery
  7. Eat plenty of fruits and vegetables
  8. Do the dishes, your laundry, and vacuum
  9. Learn to play the autoharp
  10. Tell you what the purpose of your life is

But at least the Internet is great for browsing the Web, sending e-mails, and chatting online!

Published: April 25, 2005 — by Per Christensson

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